Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Is it that time again?
Please tell me it's not true.
Lip locked and smooching,
hugging so sweet..
Chocolate is everywhere,
I hope you overeat.
I don't want to see it,
So please get a room.
Separate yourselves,
or I'll get a broom.
I'm really not kidding,
you love birds are sickening.
Someone get me a mask,
the love gross is thickening.
You could say I'm just jealous,
and maybe I am.
I don't like this in my face,
so would you please scram?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I hate Valentine's Day,
and Valentine's Day hates me, too.
